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quotes[0][1]  = "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.|Isaac Newton"
quotes[0][2]  = "We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what we pretend.|Kurt Vonnegut"
quotes[0][3] = "No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.|Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[0][4] = "Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.|Malcolm S. Forbes"
quotes[0][5] = "Education produces good citizens by rewarding obedience and thwarting creativity.|Isaak Munger"
quotes[0][6] = "Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.|Ann Landers"
quotes[0][7] = "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.|Henry Kissinger"
quotes[0][8] = "It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.|Russian proverb"
quotes[0][9] = "We will now discuss in a little more detail the Struggle for Existence.|Darwin"
quotes[0][10] = "Je parle espagnol a Dieu, italien aux femmes, francais aux hommes et allemand a mon cheval.|Charles V(How he spoke to his cat is unrecorded.)"
quotes[0][11] = "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.|Will Rogers"
quotes[0][12] = "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.|Shakespeare, Hamlet Act 1:5"
quotes[0][13] = "It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.|Mentat Prayer"
quotes[0][14] = "It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.|Stewart's Law"
quotes[0][15] = "Perhaps the exhaustion of the passions is the beginning of wisdom.|James Hilton"
quotes[0][16] = "There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.|James Branch Cabell"
quotes[0][17] = "The critic leaves at curtain fall/To find, in starting to review it,/He scarcely saw the play at all/For watching his reaction to it.|E. B. White"
quotes[0][18] = "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits|Anonymous"
quotes[0][19] = "Drink no longer water, but take a little wine for thy stomach's sake.|1 Timothy, III,3"
quotes[0][20] = "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.|W. C. Fields"
quotes[0][21] = "I like to see it lap the miles,/And lick the valleys up,/And stop to feed itself at tanks;/and then, prodigious, step/Around a pile of mountains...|Emily Dickinson"
quotes[0][22] = "Hell, there are no rules here--we're trying to accomplish something.|Thomas A. Edison"
quotes[0][23] = "You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backwards.|James Thurber"
quotes[0][24] = "I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.|Voltaire"
quotes[0][25] = "Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.|Mahatma Gandhi"
quotes[0][26] = "Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.|Isaac Asimov"
quotes[0][27] = "True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.|Socrates"
quotes[0][28] = "And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.|Socrates"
quotes[0][29] = "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.|Thoreau"
quotes[0][30] = "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.|Oscar Wilde"
quotes[0][31] = "The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.|Robert Louis Stevenson"

quotes[1][1] = "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.|Bob Marley"
quotes[1][2] = "We must become the change we want to see.|Mahatma Gandhi"
quotes[1][3] = "Let's just say I was testing the bounds of society. I was just curious.|Jim Morrison"
quotes[1][4] = "Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.|Ovid"
quotes[1][5] = "A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.|Lao-Tsu"
quotes[1][6] = "There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.|Paul Rudnick"
quotes[1][7] = "But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.|Alan Watts"
quotes[1][8] = "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.|Albert Einstein"
quotes[1][9] = "I'll publish right or wrong. Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.|Lord Byron"
quotes[1][10] = "Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.|John Maynard Keynes"
quotes[1][11] = "What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.|Kerry Thornley"
quotes[1][12] = "All that we are is the result of what we have thought.|Buddha"
quotes[1][13] = "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.|George Santayana"
quotes[1][14] = "The wise learn many things from their enemies.|Aristophanes"
quotes[1][15] = "All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.|Holt's Law"
quotes[1][16] = "Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.|Samuel Johnson"
quotes[1][17] = "No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.|Plato, Laws"
quotes[1][18] = "It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.|Oliver Wendell Holmes"
quotes[1][19] = "A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.|Knights of Pythagoras"
quotes[1][20] = "Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.|Chinese Proverb"
quotes[1][21] = "The beginning is the most important part of the work.|Plato"
quotes[1][22] = "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.|Henry David Thoreau"
quotes[1][23] = "A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular.|Adlai Stevenson"
quotes[1][24] = "Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.|John Steinbeck"
quotes[1][25] = "It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.|James Thurber"
quotes[1][26] = "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.|Robert Orben"
quotes[1][27] = "There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.|General Douglas MacArthur"
quotes[1][28] = "Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.|Mother Theresa"
quotes[1][29] = "So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.|Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[1][30] = ""
quotes[1][31] = ""

quotes[2][1] = "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.|Winston S. Churchill"
quotes[2][2] = "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.|Winston Churchill"
quotes[2][3] = "Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.|William Shakespeare"
quotes[2][4] = "So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.|William of Baskerville"
quotes[2][5] = "When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.|African proverb"
quotes[2][6] = "Life is too important to be taken seriously.|Oscar Wilde"
quotes[2][7] = "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.|David Hume"
quotes[2][8] = "Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.|Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"
quotes[2][9] = "She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.|W. Somerset Maugham"
quotes[2][10] = "Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.|Will Rogers"
quotes[2][11] = "The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.|Marcel Proust"
quotes[2][12] = "A friend should bear his friend's infirmities.|Shakespeare"
quotes[2][13] = "A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.|Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[2][14] = "Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.|Albert Camus"
quotes[2][15] = "Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.|Lewis Grizzard"
quotes[2][16] = "The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.|Socrates"
quotes[2][17] = "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.|Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[2][18] = "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.|Confucius"
quotes[2][19] = "The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.|e. e. cummings"
quotes[2][20] = "Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it.|Samuel Butler"
quotes[2][21] = "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.|Albert Camus"
quotes[2][22] = "What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.|Roland Barthes"
quotes[2][23] = "Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.|John F. Kennedy"
quotes[2][24] = "It is the part of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not to skin it.|Latin proverb"
quotes[2][25] = "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.|Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[2][26] = "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we are underlings.|Shakespeare"
quotes[2][27] = "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.|P. J. O'Rourke"
quotes[2][28] = "Nature and Books belong to the eyes that see them.|Emerson"
quotes[2][29] = "The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons.|Aristotle"
quotes[2][30] = "To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.|Unknown"
quotes[2][31] = "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.|Winston Churchill"

quotes[3][1] = "April is the cruellest month<br>Mixing memory with desire<br>Stirring dull roots with spring rain.|TS Eliot"
quotes[3][2] = "What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.|Samuel Johnson"
quotes[3][3] = "There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.|Cicero"
quotes[3][4] = "The force that through the green sleeve drives the flower<br>Drives my green age|Dylan Thomas"
quotes[3][5] = "Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.|Henrik Tikkanen"
quotes[3][6] = "A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.|Chinese proverb"
quotes[3][7] = "Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.|Unknown"
quotes[3][8] = "The public interest is best served by the free exchange of ideas.|Judge John Kane"
quotes[3][9] = "It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.|Alfred Adler"
quotes[3][10] = "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.|Chinese proverb"
quotes[3][11] = "The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.|Cole's axiom"
quotes[3][12] = "It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.|Harry S Truman"
quotes[3][13] = "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.|Hubert H. Humphrey"
quotes[3][14] = "Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.|Midori Koto"
quotes[3][15] = "When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.|Harry S. Truman"
quotes[3][16] = "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.|Thomas Edison"
quotes[3][17] = "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.|Joseph Stalin"
quotes[3][18] = "Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.|Bertrand Russell"
quotes[3][19] = "We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.|Albert Einstein"
quotes[3][20] = "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence - and then success is sure.|Mark Twain"
quotes[3][21] = "It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.|Charles Dickens"
quotes[3][22] = "When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.|Thomas Jefferson"
quotes[3][23] = "If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.|Sears, Roebuck & Co."
quotes[3][24] = "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.|Nietzsche"
quotes[3][25] = "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.|Soren Kierkegaard"
quotes[3][26] = "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.|Aristotle"
quotes[3][27] = "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.|Mae West"
quotes[3][28] = "All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.|Lord Byron"
quotes[3][29] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.|Oscar Wilde"
quotes[3][30] = "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.|Galileo Galilei"
quotes[3][31] = ""

quotes[4][1] = "All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.|Martin Luther King, Jr."
quotes[4][2] = "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.|Adolph Hitler"
quotes[4][3] = "Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.|Basho"
quotes[4][4] = "My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my face.|Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[4][5] = "A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake.|Confucius"
quotes[4][6] = "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.|Mark Twain"
quotes[4][7] = "Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.|George Bernard Shaw"
quotes[4][8] = "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.|Plato"
quotes[4][9] = "You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.|James Thurber"
quotes[4][10] = "He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.|M. C. Escher"
quotes[4][11] = "Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.|Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[4][12] = "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.|Ellen Parr"
quotes[4][13] = "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.|Mark Twain"
quotes[4][14] = "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.|Albert Einstein"
quotes[4][15] = "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.|Timothy Leary"
quotes[4][16] = "Only the mediocre are always at their best.|Jean Giraudoux"
quotes[4][17] = "The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.|Eugene McCarthy"
quotes[4][18] = "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, 'I don't know'.|Mark Twain"
quotes[4][19] = "I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.|Tom Lehrer"
quotes[4][20] = "I never know how much of what I say is true.|Bette Midler"
quotes[4][21] = "For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.|Rainer Maria Rilke"
quotes[4][22] = "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.|Joe Ancis"
quotes[4][23] = "Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.|William Shakespeare"
quotes[4][24] = "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.|Will Rogers"
quotes[4][25] = "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.|Albert Einstein"
quotes[4][26] = "An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.|Will Rogers"
quotes[4][27] = "Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.|Lily Tomlin"
quotes[4][28] = "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.|Douglas Adams"
quotes[4][29] = "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.|Bertold Brecht"
quotes[4][30] = "All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.|Ashleigh Brilliant"
quotes[4][31] = "Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; and do not outlive yourself.|George Bernard Shaw"

quotes[5][1] = "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.|Dale Carnegie"
quotes[5][2] = "The problem with political jokes is they get elected.|Henry Cate, VII"
quotes[5][3] = "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.|Quentin Crisp"
quotes[5][4] = "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.|Philip K. Dick"
quotes[5][5] = "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.|Alan Dean Foster"
quotes[5][6] = "A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.|Charles Brower"
quotes[5][7] = "Sumer is i-cumin in,<br>Lhude sing, cuccu!<br>Groweth sed and bloweth med<br>And springth the wude nu.<br>Sing, cuccu!|14th century English round "
quotes[5][8] = "I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.|Garrison Keillor"
quotes[5][9] = "Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.|Christopher Lasch"
quotes[5][10] = "Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.|Oscar Levant"
quotes[5][11] = "Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.|Janet Long"
quotes[5][12] = "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.|Groucho Marx"
quotes[5][13] = "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.|Friedrich Nietzsche"
quotes[5][14] = "Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.|J. Robert Oppenheimer (speaking of Albert Einstein)"
quotes[5][15] = "Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.|John Russell"
quotes[5][16] = "No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.|Charles Schulz"
quotes[5][17] = "The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.|Solomon Short"
quotes[5][18] = "I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.|Werner von Braun"
quotes[5][19] = "Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.|Oscar Wilde"
quotes[5][20] = "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.|H. H. Williams"
quotes[5][21] = "Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.|Werner von Braun"
quotes[5][22] = "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.|Albert Einstein"
quotes[5][23] = "I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.|David Letterman"
quotes[5][24] = "Getting caught is the mother of invention.|Robert Byrne"
quotes[5][25] = "Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.|James Russell Lowell"
quotes[5][26] = "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.|Mark Twain"
quotes[5][27] = "Ninety percent of everything is crap.|Theodore Sturgeon"
quotes[5][28] = "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.|William Blake"
quotes[5][29] = "Maybe this world is another planet's hell.|Aldous Huxley"
quotes[5][30] = "It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.|Unknown"
quotes[5][31] = ""

quotes[6][1] = "I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.|Bertrand Russell"
quotes[6][2] = "Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.|Ashleigh Brilliant"
quotes[6][3] = "Every nation ridicules other nations -- and all are right.|Arthur Schopenhauer"
quotes[6][4] = "There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.|Mark Twain"
quotes[6][5] = "We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.|Luciano de Crescenzo"
quotes[6][6] = "A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.|Dean Acheson"
quotes[6][7] = "To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.|Anonymous"
quotes[6][8] = "Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.|Franz Kafka"
quotes[6][9] = "An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.|Sir Henry Wotton"
quotes[6][10] = "One who condones evils is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.|Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr."
quotes[6][11] = "Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in disaster.|Robert M. Pirsig"
quotes[6][12] = "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.|Mark Twain"
quotes[6][13] = "I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.|Harry S. Truman (prior to Hiroshima, obviously)"
quotes[6][14] = "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.|General G. C. Patton"
quotes[6][15] = "When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally.|Lao Tse"
quotes[6][16] = "Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.|Abba Eban"
quotes[6][17] = "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.|Wilson Mizner"
quotes[6][18] = "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.|Edmond Burke"
quotes[6][19] = "If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.|Carl Jung"
quotes[6][20] = "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.|Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[6][21] = "We haven't got the power to destroy the planet -- or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves.|Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)"
quotes[6][22] = "It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people; to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses.|William Arthur Ward"
quotes[6][23] = "If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.<br>If you can dream it, you can become it.|William Arthur Ward"
quotes[6][24] = "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.|Emerson (not to mention what lies the government tells us)"
quotes[6][25] = "Do what you can with what you have where you are.|Theodore Roosevelt"
quotes[6][26] = "Do all the good you can<br>By all the means you can<br>In all the ways you can<br>In all the places you can<br>At all the times you can<br>To all the people you can<br>As long as ever you can.|John Wesley"
quotes[6][27] = "Go Confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.|Thoreau"
quotes[6][28] = "You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.|Mark Twain"
quotes[6][29] = "A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.|Unknown"
quotes[6][30] = "Happiness is as a butterfly which when pursued is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly may alight upon you.|Nathaniel Hawthorne"
quotes[6][31] = "I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity.|Cicero"

quotes[7][1] = "If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves, and truth in your mind, you not only benefit by their presence but also bring them to others, to your family and friends, and to all those whose destiny draws across your path that day.|Unknown"
quotes[7][2] = "May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.|Irish Blessing"
quotes[7][3] = "Ideals are like stars. You will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But, like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides and following them you will reach your destiny.|Unknown"
quotes[7][4] = "It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that things are difficult.|Seneca"
quotes[7][5] = "Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word; and not just comforting platitudes too mundane to need protection.|General Colin Powell"
quotes[7][6] = "Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.|Gordon R. Dickson"
quotes[7][7] = "Mind and intelligence are woven into the fabric of our universe in a way altogether surpassing our understanding.|Freeman Dyson"
quotes[7][8] = "Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.|Ted Morgan"
quotes[7][9] = "The deepest question in all of science is: Why is the universe life-friendly?|Brian Greene"
quotes[7][10] = "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.|Quentin Crisp"
quotes[7][11] = "Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.|Jean de La Fontaine"
quotes[7][12] = "Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.|Michel de Montaigne"
quotes[7][13] = "Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.|Elizabeth I"
quotes[7][14] = "It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away.|Michael Arlen"
quotes[7][15] = "Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.|Cicero"
quotes[7][16] = "Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.|The Law of Thumb"
quotes[7][17] = "Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.|Nathaniel Hawthorne"
quotes[7][18] = "A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.|Unknown"
quotes[7][19] = "Contempt is the weapon of the weak and a defense against one's own despised and unwanted feelings.|Alice Miller"
quotes[7][20] = "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.|A. A. Milne"
quotes[7][21] = "On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.|Friedrich Nietzsche"
quotes[7][22] = "Think not forever of yourselves, O Chiefs, nor of your own generation. Think of continuing generations of our families, think of our grandchildren and of those yet unborn, whose faces are coming from beneath the ground.|Peacemaker (founder of the Iroquois Confederacy, ca. 1000 AD)"
quotes[7][23] = "Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.|John G. Riefenbaker"
quotes[7][24] = "We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job.|William Feather"
quotes[7][25] = "The individual must not merely wait and criticize, he must defend the cause the best he can. The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves.|Albert Einstein"
quotes[7][26] = "The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.|L. P. Hartley"
quotes[7][27] = "The great danger... in believing yourself especially chosen is that it becomes easy to view those who are not your people as God's especially unchosen.|Bishop John Shelby Spong"
quotes[7][28] = "Fortunately [psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.|Karen Horney"
quotes[7][29] = "Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.|Albert Camus"
quotes[7][30] = "There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.|Graham Greene"
quotes[7][31] = "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.|Erica Jong"

quotes[8][1] = "Tell me what company you keep and I'll tell you what you are.|Miguel de Cervantes"
quotes[8][2] = "To stay ahead, you must have your next idea waiting in the wings.|Rosabeth Moss Kanter"
quotes[8][3] = "One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.|Proverb"
quotes[8][4] = "Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.|Josh Billings"
quotes[8][5] = "Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.|Paul Gauguin"
quotes[8][6] = "If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.|Malcolm Forbes"
quotes[8][7] = "The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.|Foster's Law"
quotes[8][8] = "The only one who can tell you 'you can't' is you. And you don't have to listen.|Nike advertisement"
quotes[8][9] = "Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.|Art Linkletter"
quotes[8][10] = "Reasoning with a child is fine, if you can reach the child's reason without destroying your own.|John Mason Brown"
quotes[8][11] = "We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse.|Ani Difranco"
quotes[8][12] = "The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.|Justice William O. Douglas"
quotes[8][13] = "I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.|Albert Schweitzer"
quotes[8][14] = "The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time you spend on earth.|Mohammed Ali"
quotes[8][15] = "If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.|Forster"
quotes[8][16] = "We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men; and among those fibers, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects.|Herman Melville"
quotes[8][17] = "Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.|Mary H. Waldrip"
quotes[8][18] = "I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.|Bethania McKenstry"
quotes[8][19] = "Use the talents you possess -- for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best.|Unknown"
quotes[8][20] = "Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.|Mark van Doren"
quotes[8][21] = "And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.|Kahlil Gibran"
quotes[8][22] = "Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.|Scott Adams"
quotes[8][23] = "Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.|Barry Goldwater"
quotes[8][24] = "Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.|Leo Tolstoy"
quotes[8][25] = "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.|Mark Twain"
quotes[8][26] = "O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and rascals had died out.|W. B. Yeats"
quotes[8][27] = "Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.|Henry Adams"
quotes[8][28] = "There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning.|Christopher Morley"
quotes[8][29] = "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experience.|Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[8][30] = "Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance.|Shakespeare, <I>Henry IV</I>"
quotes[8][31] = ""

quotes[9][1] = "A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.|Disraeli"
quotes[9][2] = "The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.|Theodore Roosevelt"
quotes[9][3] = "Imagination is more important than knowledge.|Albert Einstein"
quotes[9][4] = "And we are here as on a darkling plain<br>Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,<br>Where ignorant armies clash by night.|Matthew Arnold"
quotes[9][5] = "Threats don't work with the person who's got nothing to lose.|Maduro Ash"
quotes[9][6] = "I can resist everything except temptation.|Wilde"
quotes[9][7] = "Where are the songs of Spring? Aye, where are they?<br>Think not of them, thou has thy music too...|Keats, Ode to Autumn"
quotes[9][8] = "There are no facts, only interpretations.|Friedrich Nietzsche"
quotes[9][9] = "All great truths begin as blasphemies.|Shaw"
quotes[9][10] = "There is no place more delightful than home.|Cicero(50 B.C.);also Dorothy(1939 A.D.)"
quotes[9][11] = "Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage -- it can be delightful.|Shaw"
quotes[9][12] = "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.|Arthur C. Clarke"
quotes[9][13] = "Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.|Aristotle(cir.350 B.C.)"
quotes[9][14] = "...and the life of man solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.|Hobbes"
quotes[9][15] = "Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.|Ed Howe"
quotes[9][16] = "To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.|Bertrand Russell"
quotes[9][17] = "I saw eternity the other night<br>Like a great ring of pure and endless light,<br>All calm as it was bright;|Henry Vaughn"
quotes[9][18] = "...there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.|B. T. Washington"
quotes[9][19] = "Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today.|John Dryden "
quotes[9][20] = "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow<br>Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,<br>To the last syllable of recorded time;|Shakespeare, MacBeth"
quotes[9][21] = "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.|Winston Churchill"
quotes[9][22] = "Il faut cultiver notre jardin.|Voltaire"
quotes[9][23] = "The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?|Jeremy Bentham (philosopher and animal rights activist)"
quotes[9][24] = "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,<br>Old time is still a-flying,<br>And this same flower that smiles today,<br>Tomorrow will be dying.|Robert Herrick(1591-1674)"
quotes[9][25] = "Some mute, inglorious Milton here may rest,<br>Some Cromwell, guiltless of his country's eyes.|Thomas Gray(Elegy in a Country Churchyard)"
quotes[9][26] = "May the Force be with you.|Obi Wan Kenobi"
quotes[9][27] = "A good conscience is a continual feast.|Robert Burton"
quotes[9][28] = "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.|Eden Phillpotts"
quotes[9][29] = "Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.|Mark Twain"
quotes[9][30] = "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.|Martin Luther King, Jr."
quotes[9][31] = "Boo!|Casper"

quotes[10][1] = "No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds,<br>November!|Thomas Hood"
quotes[10][2] = "November's sky is chill and drear<br>November's leaf is red and sear.|Scott"
quotes[10][3] = "A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man.|Gustave Flaubert"
quotes[10][4] = "What dire offence from amorous causes springs,<br>What mighty contests rise from trivial things.|Alexander Pope(The Rape of the Lock)"
quotes[10][5] = "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.|Thomas Jefferson"
quotes[10][6] = "I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.|Ernest Hemingway"
quotes[10][7] = "Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.|Albert Camus"
quotes[10][8] = "There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.|Marshall McLuhan"
quotes[10][9] = "Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.|Ghandi"
quotes[10][10] = "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.|Oscar Wilde"
quotes[10][11] = "O my luve's like a red, red rose,<br>That's newly sprung in June;<br>O my luve's like the melodie<br>That's sweetly played in tune.|Robert Burns"
quotes[10][12] = "Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.|William Feather"
quotes[10][13] = "When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.|Edward Bulwer-Lytton"
quotes[10][14] = "If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.|Seneca (the Younger)"
quotes[10][15] = "It's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory.|French management saying"
quotes[10][16] = "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.|Martin Luther King, Jr."
quotes[10][17] = "Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.|Walter Lippmann"
quotes[10][18] = "I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.|John Locke"
quotes[10][19] = "A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.|Napoleon"
quotes[10][20] = "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.|Harry S. Truman"
quotes[10][21] = "You win with people.|Woody Hayes"
quotes[10][22] = "Shallow men believe in luck.|Emerson"
quotes[10][23] = "For even though vanquished, he could argue still.|Goldsmith"
quotes[10][24] = "To such evils could religion urge mankind.|Lucretius,95-55 bce"
quotes[10][25] = "The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.|Paul Valery(also attrib. Yogi Berra)"
quotes[10][26] = "There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.|Goethe"
quotes[10][27] = "I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied, 'so I can't take more.'|Lewis Carroll"
quotes[10][28] = "To change and to change for the better are two different things.|German proverb"
quotes[10][29] = "Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.|La Rochefoucauld"
quotes[10][30] = "What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.|Thoreau"
quotes[10][31] = "And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,<br>Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?|W. B. Yeats"

quotes[11][1] = "I don't know who my grandfather was; I'm much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.|Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[11][2] = "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.|Winston Churchill"
quotes[11][3] = "It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.|Thomas Jefferson"
quotes[11][4] = "Why is it we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.|Mark Twain"
quotes[11][5] = "Where observation is concerned, chance favors only the prepared mind.|Louis Pasteur"
quotes[11][6] = "A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.|Howard Scott (economist)"
quotes[11][7] = "The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.|Max Eastman"
quotes[11][8] = "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.|H. G. Wells"
quotes[11][9] = "Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.|H. L. Mencken"
quotes[11][10] = "There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.|Norman Vincent Peale"
quotes[11][11] = "Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.|Robert Greenleaf"
quotes[11][12] = "The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.|Dr. Linus Pauling"
quotes[11][13] = "Be not afraid of going slowly; be only afraid of standing still.|Chinese Proverb"
quotes[11][14] = "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.|Vidal Sassoon"
quotes[11][15] = "If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.|Kurt Vonnegut, Jr."
quotes[11][16] = "Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.|Edgar W. Howe"
quotes[11][17] = "When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.|George Bernard Shaw"
quotes[11][18] = "Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.|Langston Hughes"
quotes[11][19] = "Because I could not stop for Death,<br>He kindly stopped for me<br>The carriage held but just ourselves<br>And Immortality.|Emily Dickinson"
quotes[11][20] = "Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.|Soren Kierkegaard"
quotes[11][21] = "A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.|Paul Valery"
quotes[11][22] = "The time has come, The Walrus said<br>To talk of many things,<br>Of ships and shoes and sealing wax,<br>Of cabbages and kings.|Lewis Carroll"
quotes[11][23] = "Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.|Oscar Wilde"
quotes[11][24] = "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night|Santa Claus"
quotes[11][25] = "At Christmas I no more desire a rose<br>Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth;|Shakespeare (Love's Labour Lost)"
quotes[11][26] = "But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions.|D. H. Lawrence"
quotes[11][27] = "He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.|Unknown"
quotes[11][28] = "The effect of one upright individual is incalculable.|Oscar Arias"
quotes[11][29] = "To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed.|Francios de La Rochefoucauld"
quotes[11][30] = "A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.|Wilma Askinas"
quotes[11][31] = "Happy New Year to all!|Your Webmaster"


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